How to implement successfull business strategies in love life?

Economies of scale is a situation where as the production grows the average expences decrease. In the world of dating one could say that men could be calculated as the production and the expences are the emotianal damages. It might be that Badtaste is just having a bad day (year), but at the moment it seems like that the men men you have the smaller amount of issues you have. AND the greater becomes the possibility of actually succeeding in something.

According to the economical calculations of Badtaste the Return on Investment (ROI) of Romeo is less than zero. All thanks to Romeo himself. A few figures to back up my findings: 2.6years of frustration, around 104+ minutes of tumerous minutes on the phone during friday/saturday nights, 55 completely wasted kilometers driven (or more) = with the current petrol prices not very economical or environmental, a few minutes of sex (maximum) and way too many minutes of talking absolute nonsense on Facebook chat. Many financial analysts say that there is no ROI in social bedia and as our communication has heavily relied on that.....well.....

Difference is the key

Bad taste is well aware that many of her friends are very proud of her decisions that were done regarding Romeo on Wednesday. So, now it is time for some defensive words regarding the human nature and differences between men and women.

IF and only if men and women thought the same way the human nature would have been doomed from the beginning. For a woman it is a lot easier to develop and emotional tie to another living creature- this is due to a purely primitive mother instinct. In many relationships the woman has the part of kind of being super glue and the man is very often like a chair that's legs are falling off and that need to be glued back on from time to time.

I just wonder if men and women would even be attracted to each other without these hereditary features? My own interpretation says that we would be living pretty lonely lives. This can be called balance, the rule of opposite attraction or are men and women just two natural forces that make each other whole?

Man vs. Amoeba

Inspired by the previous post and wednesday night, when Badtaste found the missing green sock it had to be a sign from God. There was only one problem, there had still been no sign of Romeo.. Fail and the socks of God still think I'm a joke. 

According to their own words men never mean any harm. In my opinion it is about time that these twenty something dudes grow those balls (like I have previously encouraged), had a look in the mirror, thought a little about what they do/say and how it effects other people's lives. My own empirical research tells me that decisions that have been made with the logic of an amoeba very often cause at least some discontent and annoyance.

Men as socks

Carrie Bradshaw was the one who first came across the phenomenon about men being like socks. I found myself with a similar topic as I was doing some everyday cleaning and found a pairless sock. A friend of mine suggested to me that I should throw it to the bin, but if you have such a strong feeling that the better a half of the sock is somewhere very close should you?

In relationships this means that you have possibly already used and worn that lost sock and perhaps you have developed kind of an emotional bond with it. It could be that at the moment that those green socks are exactly the ones you want and need, but because the other half is missing you don't know whether to forget or stubbornly keep looking for the missing specimen.

In the world there is not only the one right one. In your life you have had many pairless socks and at the time you least expect it the missing green sock appears. 

So close but yet so far.

Money can get you lots of things

As the great project of hohothotter began in august 2011 Badtaste found herself from the hands of a personal trainer once a week. The beginnig was icy and off, but this new hobby seemed to be giving results, so Mr.Inappropriate didn't get dumped straight away. After some minor detective work combined with my gay radar I came to the conclusion that my PT just had to be into dicks not chicks. I mean over thirty, fit and muscular, does odd dancing in movies, so I assumed casual talking with him would have been safe. Life lesson people, never assume anything. 

So gradually we became closer and we were able to joke about things and Mr.Inappropriate also heard stories about Romeo, who at that time was being a nice guy. Anyhow, my radar was very wrong as a month into working out I found the buildings nurse sitting on his lap, which was ok as I didn't have that kind of feelings for him.

As soon as some pumps on the road with Romeo appeared Mr.Inappropriate started to act a bit confusingly. I'm glad I had those work out appointments only once a week, that one hour was one painful step towards a firmer future. But of course, Mr. Inappropriate had to ruin my new masochistic enjoyment. In November in the middle of our session he decided to suggest coffee on a saturday in a Thai restaurant.  I mean, hello who self respecting over thirty's guy thinks a Thai restaurant is a good place for a date or whatever? In a very uncertain way and in a confused state of mind Badtaste agreed, which was followed by history's most uncomfortable stretching time ever. It was painful anyhow, but combined with the feeling of anxiety hell was not far.

Badtaste's problem was now so far from reality that she had to call in the true professional for help- her mother. The mother was delegated to get rid of Mr.Inappropriate. Badtaste told her to tell him that she was leaving and moving abroad by e-mail. One day later Badtaste's mobile beeped threateningly, it was Mr.Inappropriate 'professionally' wondering where she was going to. After a brief explanation he professionally encouraged Badtaste to carry on working out and eating correctly.  Bad taste is not that gullible, so dude wake up call- we are past professional, so cut the crap.

With credit to my own preventative skills I don't have personal experience from the below.

Morals of the weekend

Unsurprisingly, followed by the normal pattern Romeos inconsiderate nature and selfishness was yet again proven during the weekend after Badtaste had sent the apologetic message. Regardless of the fact that Badtaste had swallowed her pride and admitted of being a bitch (even though everything that was said was true) Romeo did not bother to contact and clear up the air even with the help of alcohol.  He may remain in the inconsiderateandball-lessguysclub.

January, definitely no sanctuary

January was definitely the time for crises. Like a true professional Badtaste managed to start her crises on the 1.1.2012 with the help of Mr.Oil, of whom I will tell more about during another inappropriate time. Anyhow, the root of the problems is clearly the negligent and irresponsible nature of the males species. This can be proven with the help of Romeo, Leatherjacketdude and Picasso. They all have in common pure inconsideration.

Exhibit A) From 2009 Badtaste and Romeo have been rowing back and forth for two and a half years. Out of the bloom and under the influence of alcohol Romeo decided to send several messages that he loves Badtaste. This mean war, as the following day Badtaste mistakenly tried to find out where this was coming from. The reply was the traditional never mind, which aggressively tinkled the nerves of Badtaste followed up by growthefuckup and deletion from all technological tools available, Romeo wins 2-1. After saying (or texting) ''I love you'' this all seems all but logical, eh?

So, Badtaste found herself with a bad conscience as the thought what she said to this ball-less guy might have been a bit too much, which again is a bit controversial as Badtaste was not experiencing only bad, but shitty taste in her mouth, which Romeo had been causing for the past years. Romeo 3-1. Well in the end Badtaste ended up apologizing for her mean words after a few hours of planning. I guess, it is needless to say if that message was answered either. Pure negligence. .

The reply to Batmans question is with inconsideration and negligence.

Exhibit B) Leatherjacket dude has since 2009 been interested in the same rowing as Romeo with a good friend of Badtaste, Ms.Atom. General negligence in this case means very long replying times, stupid questions and stupid answers.


Exhibit C) Picasso (this man is not from Badtaste's own collection but he still belongs in the inconsiderateandball-lessguysclub). He is a little bit different from the other exhibits, who would like to live as the middleman of Gods creativity. Picasso is a very good example of the incomprehension of the fact that in life you need money (as an atheist to the middlemen of Gods creativity no alms from heaven are falling). Alcohol is the major reason with him for the problems and betrayed promises.

Some facts:
1. 370HSSV does not understand money and that it doesn't fall from the skies
2. 370HSSV drinks alcohol and with the help of it causes numerous disappointments
3. 370HSSV counts to at least a million before he is capable of answering